Candy: How did you get your start in the art world?

Dali: Before one month, before new life, before born, you know?

Candy: While you were in your mother's womb...

Dali: Because my first concrete memories is intra uterine memories...

Candy: intra...

Dali: uterine, intero uterine, you know what is it?

Candy: Oh yes, uh huh.

Dali: and uh remember very well these memories consist on Friet X.

Candy: Friet X.

Dali: X yes.

Candy: X

Dali: X yes, with no la plat only the X, expanding moving and changing of the shape.

Candy: mmmmmmm!

Dali: And uh, Dr. Freud tells me that this probably is because my position inside of my mother, because my hands press my eyeballs and get this Angelic Phosphorous Circles. Phosphorous Circles, you know?

Candy: Yes.

Dali: Yes. And this is scientific language, the name is Ipanagogic Images.

Candy: Ip-ana

Dali: No. Ip-anagogic Ipnagogic. Ipnagogic images you look up in the dictionary, is when you press your eyeballs very strong and appear circles of different colors. Veeolet, yellows, and la part Veeolet is the white part of the egg, and uh the yellow part is the ... the yellow part of the egg. And probably the position inside of my mother compresses my eyes and creates this angelic, PHOSPHORESCENT fright-X.

Candy: Fright X? Fried eggs.

Dali: Brava, Bravo, your English Improve.

Candy: Does this have anything to do with ectoplasm?

Dali: Uh... is a little ectoloid, ecto the people believe ectoplasm exist, ectoplasm no exist un the fright X, not only exist but is possible to eat one fright X. Is never possible to eat ectoplasm.

Candy:  Oh you eat this?

Dali: Dali like eat everything.

Candy:  On toast?

Dali: On toast, but mostly with honey this week uh make a little photograph  of Mao tse Tung on the top of beans is possible put every bean with effigy, image of Mao Tse Tung, Mao and Marilyn in one leetle minute bean and you swallow and at this moment is possible communion with Mao and Marilyn together in your stomach.

Candy: How does it feel?

Dali: Uh feel very peaceafull. You in any ways look much better when you eat many Mao's and Marilyn's than before. Only you take no whiskey.

Candy: But where does the substance come from?

Dali: Is a emulsion, vegetable emulsion in the top of the beans...

Candy:  In the top of the beans?

Dali: Ex-actly! And after photograph the minute faces of Mao and Marilyn and you receive many sacks of many packages of many beans and is possible you make swallow these beans and not only this is possible you make one fantastic movie because every bean is possible germination and you look very big on the screen one bean with the face of Mao and Marilyn and then it start moving and flourishing , flor-eesh-ing.

Francesco Scavullo: Mr. Dali. Is Mr. Dali ready? Candy can we just have you step out baby?    

Dali: You like me to sign up then?

Francesco: No. we're gonna have you sign just on a piece of paper and it will appear on the back later.

Candy: He wants to sign up there on the big thing you don't have a big brush you sign up there?

Francesco: Yes, we have some things we want to have him sign. No because then it will be in back of him which I don't want. Now Hank we're ready to go to black and white.

Candy: How do you like it so far?

Dali: What's that?

Candy: How do you like it so far?

Dali: Suffar? Dali never suffer. I am all time enjoy.

Candy: Good.

Dali: No suf-fer-ing, no suf-fer-ing

Candy: Good.

Dali: No suf-fer-ing.

Candy: I'm glad to hear that.

Dali: You like to suffar?

Candy: I'm sagitarian; we suffer terribly.

Dali: Ah these, these, a, masochist a little bit no?

Candy: NO!

Dali: No?

Candy: Not any more.